You will find out who you are...

When I was younger and personal computers were just beginning to become the norm (mid 80's), my parents bought our first Mac. It was one of these:

During these formidable years, I was much like young Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars series. I was told about the supernatural powers with which I had been blessed, but I was not aware of the extent of these powers. Little did I know that this first exposure to Macs would lead to my journey toward the Apple Side.

From my first Mac until recently, I was taken under the wing of the the Intel/Pentium Jedis who, in turn, taught me the basics about the force, better known as the Windows OS.

As my powers progressed in my late 20s and early 30s, I was mentored by the powerful Sith Lord Heikkinen and Lord Price. Both Sith Lords subtly, yet constantly told me about the powers of the Apple Side. They continually exposed me to their Macs, and told me that I too, could become as powerful as they have become. As I started to become more and more aware of the powers of the Apple Side, I was intrigued and drawn in by the strength and functionality of the Mac OS X.

The apex of my journey toward the Apple Side came when my IBM ThinkPad decided it was going to blow its motherboard. I tried using all my Jedi mind tricks to fix the machine, but it would not respond. So, I was faced with the dilemma of remaining with the defunct IBM or turning to the more powerful Apple Side.

The power of the Apple side was too strong to resist. I was caught in its tractor beam, and was being pulled toward this force. The death of my ThinkPad caused me to turn. I quickly gave into these urges and surfed over to www.apple.com where I was torn between powers of the iBook, powerbook and G5. I selected the iBook as my weapon of choice:

Here are some of the specs on my new Mac:
- Apple Certified iBook G4
- 1.42GHz PowerPC G4
- 512K L2 cache @1.42GHz
- 512MB memory (DDR333 SDRAM)
- 14.1-inch TFT Display
- 1024x768 resolution
- ATI Mobility Radeon 9550
- 32MB DDR video memory
- 60GB Ultra ATA hard drive
- SuperDrive (DVD±RW/CD-RW)
- Built-in AirPort Extreme
- Built-in Bluetooth 2.0+EDR
- Scrolling Trackpad
- Sudden Motion Sensor

Like Anakin Skywalker says in Star Wars Episode III, "I am becoming more power than any Jedi has ever dreamed of!" It has taken me over 30 years, but I have found out who I am.

I am a member of the Apple Side: Darth Miller...