iPoop, uPoop, weallPoop

There are 3 types of poopers in the world. Those who hate being on the toilet and get off it as soon as possible. Those who know pooping is a natural function of the human body and will spend ample amount of time on the toilet to make sure they rid their bodies of all fecal matter, and those who need one of these to pass the time.

I probably need one of these...